Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Prefered Vehicles of Soccer Moms.

Boy: Daddy, I want us to get a van.

Me: Why?

Boy: Because you can have a person in the back and another person in the back and two people in the front.

Me: But we have that now in our car.

Boy: No I want to get a van. They're more fun. And what if we have more people?

Me: Well, I don't have enough money for a van. And it wouldn't fit in the driveway with Mamma's car.

Boy: What about a jeep?

Me: Same thing. Too expensive, not enough room.

Boy: What about a car?

Me: I have a car. This one. I like my car.

Boy: But I want us to get a van.

Me: Well I told you. Daddy doesn't have enough money to buy a new van.

Boy: We could have a yard sale...?

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