Monday, June 19, 2006

Father's Day

The portable DVD player played an important role in this year's Father's Day.


The Boy and I went to visit my parents for the weekend (and my sister and her boys), unfortunately leaving Mamma behind to work her early morning shifts. The trip to the Valley is an hour and a half by car. It used to be shorter, but then the gas prices went up and to conserve gas, I don't drive so fast anymore. Since I've strarted driving the speed limit, I've been very interested to see the number of cars that line up impatiently behind me in the no-passing zone.


On Sunday morning the Boy presented me with my father's day present. It was a Titletist golf ball, an NXT Tour, one of my favourite brands. The ball was dirty and scuffed. "Where did you get this?" I asked him. 


"I went shopping," he replied smartly. I laughed and he fessed up about having found it yesterday in the woods when we were playing with Poppa and looking for one of my wayward shots.


The rest of my cards and prizes were at home waiting for us to get back. All but one.


It was over 30 degrees Celsius both days we were there. My parents have an above-ground pool behind the house and I had just come back from a run. The Boy and I were alone in the pool, everyone else having gone to church. I was having my own spiritual moment with the Boy, holding him in the water. Just the two of us hugging each other. It was the best part of the weekend. 


A few minutes later, the Boy was out warming himself on the deck as I wandered some more around the pool. I was starting to think about the drive home.


"What movie do you want to watch on the way home? Do you want to finish watching The Incredibles or do you want to watch the Thomas the Tank Engine movie?"


"Ummmm, The Incredibles," he said.


"Yeah. That's a good movie, isn't it. It's one of my favourite movies ever."


"Why?" the Boy wanted to know.


"Well, it's a good story and it's funny and it's just really fun to watch."


"What's your favourite part?"


Hmmm, I thought. What is my favourite part? I started to run the movie in my head waiting a moment to see what scene would jump out at me as my favourite.


"You know what my favourite part is?" asked the Boy.


I thought about the scene where Dash is whippity-whapping the bad guy in the face, speedy punches just before the flying machine crashes into the cliff. For some reason, I thought this was going to be what he said was his favourite part, but instead of pre-judging him, I said, "No, what?"


"Watching it with you," he said and my Father's Day was made.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

THAT's Italian.

What's for dinner?

There's a pot on the stove full of water, ready to boil. I put it there at lunch time figuring to make the Boy and I some spaghetti (Mamma's at work). I further planned to order out for some pizza for supper. But when I went into the fridge at lunch time, there was the brown bag of leftover Chinese food. Better get rid of that first. So Chinese for me, PB&J for the Boy and save money on take out by having the spaghetti for supper. Or maybe not. There's other stuff in the freezer. Let's check with the Boy.

Me: What would you like for supper: spaghetti of pasta?

Boy: Pasta! Ummm..... Rollie Poly. Rollie Olie?

Me: ... Ravioli?

Boy: Yes!

Me (grinning): Give me a kiss.

Friday, June 02, 2006

Degrees of Being

Out in the park, after school, two amateur entomologists (the Boy and his best friend) explore the world around them. The best friend has some sort of necklace in which are stored captured bugs. I wondered when hearing of this, how this could be other than an instrument of torture for the bug. My wife, who was relating the story to me, mentioned off-hand how she should have made sure the boy had his bug vacuum, which is exactly what it sounds like. A little dust buster type contraption to suck up and store the bugs in a plastic tube for the purpose of ... observation (yeah, right). These contraptions seem completely designed for little boys and just stop short of actually pulling wings off flies.

So anyway, the Boy and his pal are out playing with bugs and the pal is constantly shaking the necklace that has the bug inside of it.

Boy: Stop it! You're going to make it even more dead!

First Confirmed Occurence

We were playing PlayStation Golf. The Boy asked me to play one of the tournaments and I'd just hit a bad shot.

Me: Oh ... darn it.

Boy: I thought you were going to say "fuck".


Me: (... ? ? ! ? ? ...)


Me: You thought I was going to say what?

Boy: Fuck.

I gently advised him that that wasn't a very nice word for a small Boy.